Really?

I first saw Hilary Duff in the critically acclaimed Disney comedy, Lizzie McGuire. I was not impressed. She can't act and she isn't great to look at. Then someone told me Hilary Duff was hot. I scanned for sarcasm. None. I looked at that person for a long time. I eventually asked him " Really?". He confirmed he did. I told him that he was shitting me. He then pulled a curveball and asked me if I did. I didn't know.

I spent the rest of the week not knowing. Did I miss something? How did a frumpy blonde from a Disney Show get hot? I needed answers. I consulted the bible, but it was a little dated on Disney Entertainment. I eventually sat myself down infront of the Good Box and used the Good Book as a coaster. I watched several episodes of the Lizzie McGuire Show. I didn't see it. I checked on-line. Nothing. No hotness. I wasn't feeling it. Neither was mini-me.

My Final Conclusion

Hilary Duff is NOT hot. If I said she was average I'd be exaggerating. She's a little frumpy. And from all the people I asked why? I got nothing. I leads me to conclude that Hilary Duff is NOT hot. Well that's ok because she still has acting right? Go see "A Cinderella Story" or get a Lobotomy, it doesn't matter because the end result will be the same. Oh but acting was probably just getting her foot in the door right, so she can sing? Wrong. Acting got her foot in the door so that a computer could make her sound good. Oh but she's so nice! Who the hell can't pull off being nice infront of a camera!

My Evidence

I'm not Seeing It

That Definitely Qualifies as Hot

I Got a Chubby

What About the Inside

Only dumbasses and ugly people believe that beauty comes from the inside. If you believe that, then you probably need surgery.