The Christian Faith is BS

Everyone knows that the Christian faith is BS, not only because it claims that this Jesus character rose from the dead after 3 days, which is totally lame, but mainly because Dion is god, and since the christian religion states that their god is the only true god, it can not be true. Dion is the one true god.

Athiests claim that god doesn't exist. Yes, he does and his name is Dion. If you'd stop sucking the nut of Athies and get the pubes out of your eyes you'd realize that Dion is the one true god. Why would you name your god Athies in the first place? Athiests are going to hell for that one alone.

What is Dionism?

Dion is god, and his followers are Dionist. His inner circle of messengers are the Prophets of Dion. I am a Prophet of Dion. The Prophets of Dion's job is to spread the word of Dion to all the masses, we are like the people who followed jesus, except we don't hesitate to kick animal ass. Dion created the universe, like this:

On the first day of existence, Dion created light. By noon that day he decided light wasn't his thing and created darkness where he has kept ever since. Then on the second day he created the prophets, who needed someone to preach too, so he then created the masses. They weren't very good on a whole, so he wiped them all out, including the first prophets, and by 2pm the fourth day, had got it right. Then he created Counter-Strike and no one cared what happened next, because Counter-Strike is lyfe.